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May 1st
18:17
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lilliephoenix: lovelustandlonging: i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth: coelasquid: beesmygod: quixotic-gash: I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire… This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire. HOW What. dying. Could be me.

lilliephoenix:

lovelustandlonging:

i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…

This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

HOW

What.

dying.

Could be me.